besides being a great name
for a punk band
suicide tourism
is a growing trend
in switzerland
germans
brits
and americans
flocking to the monstrance
of neutrality
and lax euthanasia legislation
with a penchant for hiding
nazi-looted art
to eat chocolates laced
with sodium phenobarbital
“going to switzerland”
has become a euphemism
for offing oneself in the UK
(God, how I adore my saucy British cousins.)
Isn’t it funny that in allegedly-civilized
free nations
their countrymen
don’t even have the liberty
of choosing a dignified death?
*elected officials take note
when the power grid fails
we’ll be coming
to eat you
aayoung 