when i was in high school
a steak house in mount carmel
called
the red river cattle company
closed up shop
and much to the chagrin
of the local bible thumpers
became a strip joint called deja vu
the same place you got to eat free
if you could shove 80 ounces of steak down
your gullet
get your picture hung green on their wall of shame and everything
now specialized in a cheaper meat
spinning around in clear heels on a pole
oh the baptists and harper valley pta lot
were fuckin’ hot
all of clermont county’s husbands were coming home late for supper
so they started gunning for the place
until the titty bar was stripped
of its liquor license
but with no gin in the place
they could now go full frontal
and nobody seemed to mind they were drinking watery pepsi and staring at throbbing twat
i mean this place had it all
biker chic
a smoking monkey
even a girl with one arm
me and my girlfriend and her husband
stumbled in there drunk for a lap dance
on my 25th birthday
he was so worked up
as we were leaving
he hit a light pole in the parking lot
i heard today the place got bought
they’re gonna turn it into a megachurch
in keeping with the theme of sacrificial lambs
it’s funny because the devout
will still go there to buy a fantasy
palpable desperation no less thick
they’ll just be shoving their ones
into an offering plate
instead of some unfortunate woman’s thong
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It’s all the same thing, isn’t it. Throbbing twats and ridiculous preachers, the pious and the horny. Slap a different name on the front and change the trappings, but you just can’t help but fail to dig the meat out of your teeth.