after three forays through college
trying to cope with the evolving deeds
of dirty politicians
i will die owing our grand government
for my higher education

unless i can land
a good job
as a high class call girl
sucking cock
laughing at unfunny jokes
and taking it up the ass

for no less
than 1,000 dollars
a night

yeah, baby

i could have this shit licked
in the same amout of time
moses was driving the love boat
across the dead sea

is it sad
i think the only downside of this
is my time becoming so sacrosanct
i’ll never get to my laundry